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Tesla just introduced a new wireless charger at $300

This wireless phone charger can carry three full phones, not just one or two! and wirelessly charges them! Tesla succeeds! only $300! Take my money and stop talking! Are you serious? This is amazing! JANET! MY WALLET IS ON THE NIGHTSTAND, JANET, GET IT. With 15W of electricity, “inspired by the angular appearance and metallic aesthetics of Cybertruck”! That is a lot of money! I should check what my regular charger does because I bet it doesn’t do nearly as much as this. Normal charger is a stupid design that isn’t even based on a truck that hasn’t even gone into production yet.

img via Electrek

Also, notice the construction quality. Everything is there: an alcantara surface, an aluminium housing (who doesn’t adore the sensation of microfiber that resembles suede? and a magnetic stand that can be detached and either sit flat or at an angle. This way, even when my three phones are charging, I can’t help but stare at them. This is going to be really fantastic. The most excellent $300 (plus tax) I have ever spent. Where are we with that wallet, Janet?

Yes, it employs FreePower technology, which means I can slap a few thousand dollars’ worth of Qi-compatible earbuds, smartphones, smart watches, and accessories on it at will. Because that’s how I do it, you won’t need to line them up or anything.

Tesla just introduced a new wireless charger at 0

Tesla just introduced a new wireless charger at $300

This wireless phone charger can carry three full phones, not just one or two! and wirelessly charges them! Tesla succeeds! only $300! Take my money and stop talking! Are you serious? This is amazing! JANET! MY WALLET IS ON THE NIGHTSTAND, JANET, GET IT. With 15W of electricity, “inspired by the angular appearance and metallic aesthetics of Cybertruck”! That is a lot of money! I should check what my regular charger does because I bet it doesn’t do nearly as much as this. Normal charger is a stupid design that isn’t even based on a truck that hasn’t even gone into production yet.

img via Electrek

Also, notice the construction quality. Everything is there: an alcantara surface, an aluminium housing (who doesn’t adore the sensation of microfiber that resembles suede? and a magnetic stand that can be detached and either sit flat or at an angle. This way, even when my three phones are charging, I can’t help but stare at them. This is going to be really fantastic. The most excellent $300 (plus tax) I have ever spent. Where are we with that wallet, Janet?

Yes, it employs FreePower technology, which means I can slap a few thousand dollars’ worth of Qi-compatible earbuds, smartphones, smart watches, and accessories on it at will. Because that’s how I do it, you won’t need to line them up or anything.